Things Move a Little Slower Around Here
Originally Aired August 15, 2025: World record pork sword. Glue poisoning. Everything you wanna know about getting your eye jelly sucked out. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.