Dillon

Today I called Dillon's voicemail to chat about an awkward interaction I had at FedEx, traffic, the heightened level of movie theater disrespect, doorless Santa, Chanukah, Cracker Jacks, doppelgängers, Mother God, text message scams, and subscription service FOMO.

Om Podcasten

Nobody answers the phone anymore, they just let it go to voicemail. Alright, people, you want voicemails? I'll give you voicemails. REALLY long voicemails. But you better call me back.