Episode 1: The Lesbian Romance Episode

Our first episode! Max Wilde joins Cerise and Vicky as they begin their mission to rank every movie. 3:00 - Portrait of a Lady on Fire. Is this the first movie on our list and therefore the best movie of all time? Can it turn you gay? Is casting your ex in a movie like this the biggest lesbian move ever? Probably. 18:12 - The Bitter Tears of Petra Von Kant. Rainier Werner Fassbinder cranks out a masterpiece in two weeks. What did *you* do in the last two weeks? 40:32 - Forbidden Love. A documentary about lesbians with a softcore sex scene at the end. 49:12 - Blue Is The Warmest Color. Abdellatif Kechiche is a creep, and so on. 63:57 - Liberty's Secret. On Earth 3, evangelicals can learn to love gay people if you sing them a song. Also, Jesus is co-dependent.

Om Podcasten

Cerise Townsend and Vicky Osterweil are ranking every movie ever made - from every country, every filmmaker, every decade and every *every*. From Paul Thomas Anderson to Paul WS Anderson; from Cannon to Canal+; from movies they can't believe exist to movies that just shouldn't exist. They're going to rank every one of them from best to worst of all time, and they believe that this is an entirely reasonable goal.