Episode 9: The Watery Grave Episode

Claire Diane joins Cerise and Vicky in their undersea base to talk about some underwater horror movies! Nothing goes wrong at all! 9:35 - Underwater (2020) Kristen Stewart goes to work for an undersea mining company and leads an uneventful life beneath the waves. 25:49 - The Horror Of Party Beach (1964) A company dumps radioactive waste yards away from teenagers having wholesome fun. Everybody gets a nice tan. 41:45 - DeepStar Six (1989) A group of undersea engineers bonds over their shared love of ichthyology. Miguel Ferrer soothes his nerves by flipping random switches, which proves to be a completely harmless activity. 1:02:48 - Deep Blue Sea (1999) Super-intelligent sharks bond over their love of gristly humans until they get stabbed in the eye by a rapper with a crucifix. The ensuing lawsuit is successful. 1:24:01 - The Host (2007) Throwing formaldehyde into the river is as fun and wholesome an activity as throwing garbage at sea monsters. Good times are had by all.

Om Podcasten

Cerise Townsend and Vicky Osterweil are ranking every movie ever made - from every country, every filmmaker, every decade and every *every*. From Paul Thomas Anderson to Paul WS Anderson; from Cannon to Canal+; from movies they can't believe exist to movies that just shouldn't exist. They're going to rank every one of them from best to worst of all time, and they believe that this is an entirely reasonable goal.