Five-Year-Old Smackdown (Garratt v. Dailey)
Welcome to WWE's Five-Year-Old Smackdown! In the plaintiff's corner, backed by an army of shameless lawyers and an insatiable hunger for vengeance, sporting a newly replaced steel hip, she's got medical bills and wants them paid: it's Ruth "One Hip Wonder" Garratt. And in the defendant's corner, weighing in at a measly forty pounds, don't be fooled by his small stature. He's got puppy dog eyes that could melt even the hardest hearts, and if that doesn't work he knows how to wield a steel folding chair: it's Brian "Big Baby" Dailey. Let's get ready tooooooooo rumble! Drinks: Bell's Two Hearted American IPA and the Rumdriver (it's just rum and orange juice, don't think too hard about this one) Special thanks in this episode to Freesound.org user Benboncan, whose bell sample you heard at 6:20 and 7:10 of this episode. "Boxing bell" by Benboncan is licensed under CC BY 3.0. Disclaimer: Neither of us is a lawyer. We don't know that much about the law and are trying our best. It's possible that we get stuff wrong on this show, and nothing heard in the podcast should be taken as a perfectly accurate description of standing case law. Nothing in this show constitutes legal advice, and we're not telling you that it's OK or not OK to do anything that might break the law. Please drink responsibly.