Project Beige
The wives are out of town and the Dumb Dads are left to their own devices, as our the children. Evan has one job (besides keeping the kids safe and fed) - does he accomplish it? Meanwhile, Kevin forces his kids to sit in a library all day and then in a Cliche Dad of the Year move gives them ice cream for dinner. Also, perhaps as a symptom of being alone with the kids, Evan develops an obsession with Humpty Dumpty and the Mandela Effect.