BONUS: How can I pretend I've heard every episode?

There's a lot of buzz around Everyday Conspiracy Theories at the moment, and if you're new: welcome! It's not too late to board the ECT bandwagon. You could play our entire back catalogue (which we'd love), or you could take the expressway with this 12 minute 'best of'. By listening to this episode, you will: • Learn what an ECT is• Come up with your own (which you'll preferably give to us), and• Join the masses who listen every week. In today's micro-dose episode we discuss Fake ID'ing, dodgy hotel WiFi, LinkedIn, shrinking hands and 'free range' eggs. If you like the show, recommend it to a friend. If you don't, recommend it to an enemy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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These are NOT the full-fat conspiracies that give conspiracy theorists a bad name. They're the wholesome, laughable, thought-provoking and largely plagiarised observations about stuff you encounter everyday. Like suspiciously magnified seafood cabinets that make your prawns look bigger. T-shirts secretly designed by optometrists to coax you into new glasses, and something about feminine hygiene products that we probably shouldn't go into here. Your hosts, Sean Craig Murphy and Mena Soliman, promise to bring you brisk new episodes every Tuesday -- until they are cancelled.