In which Liz has two dates in two days

Liz is double-parking for the first time in years (and we’re not talking about traffic here), but she has a very strict list of rules for her suitors - including whether they ask about her wall-hanging, and whether they bring a dog poo bag along with them. Liz has had one of her episodes, which means she’s been lying on her back screaming, ‘Nic’ - and Nic is dealing with a horrific event of her own, as she has been invited on a trip… and it’s in a tent.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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For 20 years she’s been Britain’s most unfiltered columnist. Now Liz Jones has an equally outrageous podcast as she and her best friend Nic dissect her weekly diary and delve into the archives to relive the bust-ups, betrayals…and bullets