#87 - The Sex Party, "I ate so much pussy that night" with Tessa Paisan

Ever wondered how much protein and vitamin C is in a load of semen? Don’t worry, we've got you!  Glory hole roulette or a pussy eating buffet, wondering what goes on at a sex party? Thankfully, we are joined again this week by our good friend Tessa who can fill us in about attending an alien space-themed sex party, where she got to have a lesbian orgy in a spaceship, making girls cum right in front of their boyfriends!  We then touch on self value and not accepting anything below the bare minimum! A nice reminder from Carl and Rachel to value yourself, and give and take the bare minimum! If you want longevity in a relationship, you NEED to give 50/50 Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Tessa’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessapaisan   Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving  

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Modern romance comes in all shapes and sizes...like butt plugs, it turns out. Join best friends Carl and Rachel as they dive deep into the wilderness of being married, divorced and dating! Now single for the first time in 11 years, Rachel has been running headfirst into life after marriage. Following her divorce, she is discovering a whole new world of flirting, one-night stands, dating and alllll the relevant apps! Carl is happily married, has worked in radio for over a decade and loves a bloody good yarn! He and his beautiful wife are the #relationshipgoals we’re all looking for. Carl and Rachel have been known to twist each other’s arms into some pretty wild nights out and weird experiences. Egging each other on is a familiar trait to their friendship. So strap yourself in for some wild tangents, outrageous banter, and a bunch of dating stories that may contain nuts.