#89  - Anal Rail Gun

  London's heat wave has gotten into Rachel’s brain and the 3am wake ups are messing with Carl’s! The wheels are turning, words are flowing, and we turn up the chat!    Carl would love to masturbate with a corn cob, Rachel want’s to put botox into her butthole, and someone hes felt what they would describe as an anal rail gun.   Rachel’s story this week is an oldie but a goodie. One she kept just between her friends at the start, but as the divorce was so long ago, and no more feelings are involved, Rachel peels back the curtain on what happened with her ex-husband after they had separated and both started dating. The irony is amazing, and thankfully Rachel has always had thick skin!   Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Want to email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com   Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme instagram.com/neillfraser/   P.s  If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bedtime toy box, use code MDDTALES10  here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/   And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/   Happy loving https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/lauren-kurstin-deerfield-beach-fl/308842   Also I work at Therapeaceofmind in South Florida. Here is that website https://www.therapeacemind.com/

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Modern romance comes in all shapes and sizes...like butt plugs, it turns out. Join best friends Carl and Rachel as they dive deep into the wilderness of being married, divorced and dating! Now single for the first time in 11 years, Rachel has been running headfirst into life after marriage. Following her divorce, she is discovering a whole new world of flirting, one-night stands, dating and alllll the relevant apps! Carl is happily married, has worked in radio for over a decade and loves a bloody good yarn! He and his beautiful wife are the #relationshipgoals we’re all looking for. Carl and Rachel have been known to twist each other’s arms into some pretty wild nights out and weird experiences. Egging each other on is a familiar trait to their friendship. So strap yourself in for some wild tangents, outrageous banter, and a bunch of dating stories that may contain nuts.