As a person who played all Zelda games, including the original in the gold cassette, Link is not Trans (preview)
Today we host a living funeral for the modern man who is forced to go to his well-paying job and come home for lunch to play with his dog but there's sad music playing over it. We can't help but wonder if he wouldn't be happier having his limbs sawed off on the battlefield or perhaps living a more traditional agrarian lifestyle (eating breastmilk ice cream) ALSO: Fox Business transvestigates the new Zelda game to find out if trans people can identify with its protagonist (no!) Sign up for the full episode & hundreds more at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult