MONKEY NEWS BY KARL PILKINGTON ON XFM - Part 3
PART 3 of a compilation of one of Karl Pilkington's most beloved features, MONKEY NEWS; and the utterly pointless spin-off feature, CHEAP AS CHIMPS, as well as a smattering of other random monkey bits. Monkeys are near and dear to Karl's simian heart. He spent much of his time during the XFM years sitting at home, looking up spurious monkey facts on the Internet. He would then share this unreliable monkey-related drivel with his two best friends, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, who, over time, became increasingly irate at Karl's evermore outlandish monkey musings. **TO BE CONTINUED** High IQ monkeys join the army (0:00) Indian prison for monkeys - Pheff... Robbin' and that (4:56) Monkey Olympian runs 400 Meters (9:48) Ricky's zoo photo shoot (15:02) Compulsory monkeys (15:47) Adopted baby got 'airier, turned out it was a chimp (16:20) Chimp on tricycle in London to Brighton Bike Ride (18:01) Monkey that went into Space - A little monkey gettin' on with it (23:40) Halfords Ads - Monkey mechanics (28:15) Little woman monkey prostitute (29:45) Are you familiar with 'undredth monkey? - Chimp washing a potato (33:23) Monkey football team - little goalkeeper physicist (35:45) Monkey in old people's home (37:15) Monkey chatroom (38:20) Monkeys are drivel (41:29) Film about woman going off with Monkey - 1 (42:54) Masked monkey fighting crime (43:25) Film about woman going off with Monkey - 2 (45:55) Monkey Matt (46:27) Got rid of Monkey News (46:44) Tea picked by little chimps (47:03) There's no monkey news (48:11) Chucking monkeys about (48:57) Gorilla looks after Donna Air's baby for a week (49:45)