Doc Holoday (VOY S1E6)
When Janeway finds another anomaly to try to stick the Voyager in, it just can’t handle the ship’s girth. But when they make contact with a Romulan on the other side, it’s a mad scramble to find someone on the crew who’s as skinny as Doug Jones. What’s an acceptable, sippbable soup? Would the doctor rather be turned on or turned off? How many dick pics would constitute a terabyte? It’s the episode that leaves in all the details to make it less incriminating.