40. LIFERS - Road Report #9: Last Night of the Re-tour at the Metro
It's the last day/night of the tour, the guys are moving along from Milwaukee to Chicago, it's a big night at Metro with a concert and a movie, and, depending on who you ask, Gabe's Birthday! Highlights include: • Scott, Gabe, Ryan and Ben have breakfast and talk shape-shifters and spanks • Jerry Slaughter, 1930s movie mogul • Ryan looks ahead • Justine humanizes Scott • Mark gets kicked out of Shank Hall • Theresa bakes cookies • Michelle fracture her foot • Kelly works the beer tub • Scott directs • Dave punches swans • Joe waxes poetic • The crowd sings happy birthday • Brian infuses Malort • Felix burns calories • Dewey listens • Herb slurs (some more) • Chip Z'Nuff intros Comasoft • Kelly sells out • Gman sings happy birthday • Herb sings happy birthday • LIFERS flashes their band signs • Justine says "fuck a cake" • 7 Seconds sings for Gabe • Justine sings Alice Cooper • Justine acts And much more...