097 Doctor Who (The Invasion Of Time)
There’s a good reason why The Time Lords don’t allow outsiders on Gallifrey. As soon as Leela arrives she starts assaulting the presidential security forces and inciting the local farming community to riot. Then she lets her dog off the lead so that he can go round biting people in the balls and widdling on the electrics. The electricians turn up but their extremely high charges come as a shock and the Time Lords turn them away, determined to fix the problem themselves. Unfortunately, a posh traffic warden has left the back door open and a gang of skinheads wanders in, trampling on the plants, trashing the swimming pool…. The only one who can sort it out has had a breakdown and is dressing for a victorian christening and talking to rocks. It’s all the Doctor’s fault. I bet he wishes he could just forget it ever happened…