146 BUGS (Shotgun Wedding - Stealth)
How do you clean up Italian politics? You have two men on the go at the same time, while a third spirits you away for clandestine meetings where a man who can’t speak shoots imaginary teddy bears that look like you before going for a nighttime swim, then you have a secret wedding and invite spies who can’t sew to fight over who gets to watch it in the most spyish way. And although you forget to invite one spy who gatecrashes the wedding and causes the musician to get shot, you flash your most winning smile and everything ends up smelling like roses. You don’t invite Sharon and Sharon though; they’re too busy testing Uncle Dave’s suspension by banging away in the back of his new car. Ed can’t go because he’s getting all greased up with The Bimbo’s From Hell. Ros can’t go because she’s taken up plumbing and is having to sort out the mistakes made by the new girls when they put in some taps. Beckett might be able to make it. It all depends if he gets to ask a very VERY important question at exactly the right time.