Stream of Cuntciousness!

No thots! Head empty!  Durrrrrr duhhhhhhh We tried so hard to come up with something to talk about today and every time we attempted to start a topic it seemed really stupid and gay so we decided to throw caution to the wind and let our fuckin' freak flags fly! Over an HOUR of no topics, no structure, no effort, just pussyliciousness. Maybe if this episode was for PATRONS we'd give more of a FUCK! We literally talk about NOTHING! But in a way, what DON'T we talk about? Fat rights, Marsha P Johnson, Blu-Ray technology, bearface, ephebophilia, receding hairlines, Dr Pepper Dark Berry, hungry demons, police brutality, high school, vaping, bat wings, drinking at work, the death knell of mirror pics, Auto-Tune... and MORE! If that's nothing, then I'm not a size 36 waist! Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Twitter @ThotTopicsPod.  Stimulate our senses on Patreon.

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Thot Topics is a podcast with the bravery to stare into the void and ask God’s question: ”Do I look fat in these jeans?” Every week, Nick Malone and Cris Lopez slow-motion dive into music, culture, and politics, then emerge soaking wet with 100% certified accurate takes for your listening pleasure. If you’ve ever felt gaslit by gay Twitter, or by a sizing chart while online shopping, this will be the sisterhood of a lifetime.