Vampiric Bovine Scenario (S1 E10)

When Pharaoh’s sleep is disrupted by terrifying dreams of vampire cows, he springs world-renowned Dream Reader Joseph from jail. Joseph concludes that seven years of famine can be prevented by opening a brewery and setting up a strong social security system. Delighted by this news, Pharaoh makes Joseph his right-hand man and supermarket manager. Joseph’s brothers come by for their weekly grocery shop and are fooled by his Groucho Marx glasses. Joseph trolls them further by demanding they bring him their remaining brother, Benjamin. After a lavish meal, Joseph frames them for the theft of his favorite goblet. Has Joseph’s revenge gone too far? God’s taking the week off, so we get to be the judge! (Genesis 41:1-44:17)

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